What I believed to be the definition of a city girl..."One who is a female that likes shopping, is stylish, and knows the ins and outs of the bus system".
My new definition..."One who is a female that can scream while killing a cockroach at the same time".
I hate bugs...specifically beetle type bugs with large antennas.
I mean, I really hate bugs...especially cockroaches.
I go into my spice cupboard to get a spice needed for the muffins I was attempting to make (yes i'm on a weird muffin kick) and facing me eye to eye was this....
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| Don't let the measurement in the picture fool you...this thing was huge!!! |
The following events occured
Scream
Yell
Scamper like a cartoon character going no where
Do I wait till Patrick gets home? No that's not for another 4 hours.
Do I get maintenance? No they will think I'm a chicken...wait I am
Get three tissues out of the tissue box so I don't have to feel it
Empty out everything till I find the thing hiding in the back of the cupboard
snatch it quickly
run to the bathroom
flush the toilet
throw in the enemy so he has no chance of survival.
breath...it had been awhile
Luckily for me the guy was found in my spice and tupperware cupboard so everything was sealed and nothing had to be thrown out...just sanitized to NO END! All the spice were cleaned on the outside and then all the tupperware was thrown into a SCALDING hot water soapy bath to sit for a very long time.
Part of the reason I freaked out so much is because every other time we have found one it's been in the bathroom. I can deal with that. My kitchen...YUCK!
So, that was my afternoon. I just pray the rest of the day is much less eventful!!!!